Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas Traditions...German Stollen Recipe...

This is one of my favorite Christmas traditions, from when I was a child. It's called German Stollen--and it's a recipe that my family always used to make on Christmas Eve, for breakfast on Christmas morning. If you look up recipes on the internet for German Stollen, they are all like these crappy fruitcake recipes, so I'm not really sure where my mom got this one, but it makes a really yummy sweet roll dough, and it's really pretty when you get done. I took some pictures of the process...here's the recipe:
German Stollen (makes 3 pizza size pans)
3 C. Warm Water
1/2 C. Sugar
3 T. Yeast
4 Eggs
3 t. Salt
4 T. Oil
9 C. White Flour

Topping: 
3 C. Sugar
1 T. Maple Extract
2 T. Cinnamon
1 C. Chopped Pecans

Icing:
2 C. Powdered Sugar
1 t. Vanilla
1 T. Butter (melted)
dash salt

You also need 1 C. melted butter for the layers.

Add yeast to warm water with sugar and let it sit until it bubbles, then add eggs, salt, oil, and flour (gradually).  Add enough flour to make the dough come off the sides of the bosch, but not too much or you will lose the elasticity of your dough.  Knead dough for 10 min. and place in a large oiled bowl.  Cover with warm damp cloth, and let rise in a warm place until doubled. (I warm my oven to 150, then turn it off and let it rise in the oven with the oven door cracked). Punch dough down and divide into 9 equal pieces.  (Divide into 3, then each 3 into 3 more, get it?)  Roll each piece into a circle and place on pizza pan layering dough, melted butter, and topping.  After 3 layers, cut with circle cookie cutter in the middle. (I use a plastic cup). Using scissors, cut all the way around the circle stopping 1 in. from the middle.  Twist each individual piece of dough and tuck the end under, pushing it toward the middle.  Set aside to rise for 10 minutes.  Cook at 350 for 15-20 min. or until golden brown.  YUM! 

Use the tutorial below to help you with the steps:

First, you make the dough--I use my Bosch & it makes it really easy...let it rise, (while you torture your brother and sister)and then separate it into 9 equal pieces.


On a floured surface, roll out the dough into a circle as large as your pizza pan. Place the dough circle onto your greased pizza pan and slather on plenty of butter, and the cinnamon sugar mixture. Add pecans if desired. Do this for 2 more layers--(3 total).



Do this for all 3 pizza pans, and now you are ready to make it look pretty! First, take a cup or cookie cutter, and cut a hole in the center of your dough all the way through (about 3 inches around).


Now, using clean scissors, or kitchen shears, cut the three layers up to the circle leaving about 1/2 inch space before you get to the circle you cut. Do this equally, first 4 quarters, then eighths, till you have 16 equal pieces.

Now, you are going to twist each piece 3 times around, tucking the dough under after you twist. When the pieces are all twisted, push the pieces neatly in toward the center of the pizza pan, squishing them all together.




After they are all cooked, this is what they look like, then drizzle icing over the top!:



Pretty, huh? And this was even with my kids helping me--so anyone can do it! There you have it--just put icing on, and you're ready for a YUMMY Christmas breakfast! I like mine warmed in the microwave, with a little butter!

Oh my...

Whoever you are--know this: all correspondence to my daughter will be broadcast to the worldwide web--even though they can't get the full effect of the letter, which smells of cologne--STRONG cologne. At least this is a boy who is trying to smell good! Oh my...am I ready for this? I don't think so...

Monday, December 21, 2009

Black & Blue Christmas...

The family spent some time together tonight for family night eating out, doing some errands, and some shopping. As usual, anytime we spend more than a few hours with the kids, the nerves start to get frazzled as they fight with each other, are rude, don't listen, or say things that irritate us parents to the core...(that's how it goes in our family anyway...you already know that we have model children...). Anyhoo, this is about how the conversation progressed when Josh refused to put his seatbelt on to go somewhere & Todd was about to lose his mind...
Todd: "You better put that dang seat belt on or I swear I'm going to..."
Josh: Sticks his toungue out...
Todd: Gets out of the car to kill the boy...
Josh: "Okay, Okay...fumbling to get the seat belt on as fast as he can now with the look of pure fear in his eyes watching his dad come for him...
Me: "Seriously--Josh are you that crazy--you're going to get yourself killed!"
Todd: "I swear Santa is bringing you NOTHING for Christmas...you ALL get oranges and toilet paper."
Me: "Where did the oranges and toilet paper idea come from?"
Todd: "Because oranges are food, and toilet paper is something useful."
Me: "HUH?"
Todd: "Be Quiet."
Erin: Laughing in the back seat...
Todd: "And Erin, you don't get anything either--you are ALL getting nothing for Christmas..."
Abby: "What did I do?"
Todd: "You're ALL rotten, stinkin' brats! You don't deserve anything"
Tami: "Okay, okay--we're trying to have a nice family night--be nice"
(You have to picture in your mind the radio is still playing nice Christmas music in the background--and Elvis' song "Blue Christmas" is playing right now...)
Tami: "Seriously--can't we just have a nice night with the kids without it turning into a fight--and can't you kids just be NICE to eachother and not be such ingrates...
Todd: "Tami--you just need to shut up right now and listen to the Blue Christmas song--or I'm gonna make it a BLACK AND BLUE Christmas!
We all started cracking up at that point--Todd included. Oh man--the Chrismas cheer is awesome at our house! We'll see if Santa pays the kids a visit...maybe there will be pictures of our kids with their oranges and toilet paper...stay tuned!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Crazy Christmas...


Every year I tell myself--this will be the year that I get everything done early, and take the month of December and enjoy Christmas. Enjoy the class parties, the recitals, the concerts, the decorating, the family parties, the ward parties, the visiting teaching...etc. This year will be the year that I don't feel completely stressed out, like I am running around like a chicken with my head cut off as I try to remember all of the things I need to do in a day. This year will be the year that my presents are all bought and wrapped--by November 30th. My neighbor gifts will be homemade--and delicious, and delivered on December 1st. My Christmas cards will be amazing photos of our family--captured by a REAL photographer--and not just some thrown together last minute card. And they will actually make it to people BEFORE Christmas! This year will be the year that I don't have to stress out--I will be happy, and easygoing, and my children and family will praise me. "Mom--you are amazing. I can't believe how much work you have gone to to make this the BEST Christmas ever."

Ummm...HELLO??? Why do I continue to live in a fantasy world? Then I am SO disappointed every year when REALITY hits--and NONE of those things actually happen! Oh, I get some of the shopping done, and a few of the gifts get wrapped. I forget about the class parties, until the day of--and I'm no longer the mom who makes the cute little treats--they are bought at Safeway, or whatever grocery store is on the way to school. I forget about piano lessons--two weeks in a row--even though it's the SAME day and SAME time every week. (And do you think the children remind me?--NO!--they are too busy screening the piano teacher's phone calls trying to help me remember the lesson). I forget about teacher gifts until the last day of school--and scramble trying to do something nice for them, (they DO put up with my children day in and day out for a WHOLE year--NOT an easy thing!). I think about baking something homemade and delicious for my neighbors--because believe it or not, I am a good cook--but that's as far as it gets because when the thought of baking something enters my mind, I want to go curl up in a corner somewhere and rock back and forth. TOO MUCH WORK! So I throw some candy in a dish, tie a ribbon on top and call it good for another year--all the while thinking "surely next year will be different." I make myself crazy by trying to keep the house all clean and perfect, and the tree decorated (I keep having to redecorate both of them--hmmm...someone keeps pulling EVERYTHING off the bottom half of the tree...I wonder who??). I think I have yet to actually COOK dinner for my family in the month of December--Little Caesars beckons to me on my way home from crazy errands. "$5.00--how can you beat that?" it says. And now, here we are again--less than a week before Christmas and I am wondering HOW THE HECK WILL IT ALL GET DONE?? It will be okay--I am taking a deep breath as we speak. See, I feel better already!

You see, this is just ME! Flawed? YEP. Disorganized? YEP. Scatterbrained? YEP. All of the above. But it always gets done. I think that's the point. You can say--well, why didn't you plan better? Why didn't you organize better? Why do you put yourself through the stress year after year? It just doesn't work for me, my brain thinks in the NOW, in the TODAY--(or sometimes it shuts down all together...). I have confessed before and I will say it again--I am a Mary--not a Martha. (For that post--which explains a LOT--click HERE or for last year's stressed out Christmas post--click HERE). I do the best I can--and hope my children will make it through having such a crazy mother--and not need therapy because of it! Although sometimes I think it's ME who needs the therapy. Forget therapy, I would pay someone just to let me lay on their therapy couch and have a one hour nap uninterrupted every week!

I still enjoy everything about the Christmas season--the presents, the decorations, the shopping, the parties, the concerts, the wrapping, the late nights, the early mornings--I LOVE it ALL! I love that it's magical for children, and how excited they are to see their presents. I love that they get excited about the gift they made me at school, and beg me to open it every day. I love sitting out on the couch at night and staring at the Christmas tree, and listening to Christmas music nonstop. (Speaking of that--David Archuleta has a new Christmas CD--and he sounds like a Christmas ANGEL...it is AMAZING!). I love watching Elf, and A Christmas Story (fa raa raa raa raa...)--at least 5 times--and A Charlie Brown Christmas at least once! I love that the kids like to find someone else we can help--and that they find joy in serving others, as well as getting gifts themselves. I might get stressed out--but to me, it just comes with the season--every season! Christmas is about love, about serving, about FAMILY, about Christ. I love that we celebrate His life, and His birth. I am so grateful that with Him--I can do anything. He makes it possible for me to have joy, and happiness in my life. And He loves ME--whether I'm crazy or not. That's the only thing that matters.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

BUBBLES!...

We have a great new bathtub--the tub I always wanted in my other house,(read that blog HERE), but luckily we didn't splurge on it until we got into this house--it even has JETS which makes for fabulous BUBBLES!! The only problem? My kids get to use it WAY more than I do! What is it about being a mother that a long bath is too much of a splurge, and we feel like we need to be much busier than that? This year I am taking many more baths--because look how fun it is!




Wednesday, December 16, 2009

BOYS...

This is what a little boy does when he is left alone for 10 minutes ...kinda scary!


(You know he is the 6th kid when I stop and look for my camera to take a picture before removing him from the very high kitchen counter, and taking away the very sharp knife...it's amazing how kids live through the first year when they are the 6th child...)!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Abby's Night Out...

On Saturday, we took Abby out for a night on the town with my family. We went out for dinner, and to the Nutcracker, at Phoenix Symphony Hall. She was thrilled to be out with all of the adults, and to get to see a real ballet. The Nutcracker was AWESOME! Todd wasn't thrilled about the men in tights--but I was teasing him saying, "Check out his athletic ability--I mean you can't argue that he isn't an athlete, could Tim Tebow do those things, NO!" They make spinning around on your tippy toes look like a simple thing to do--well, try it yourself, it's NOT! I thought the stage was amazing, the costumes were so well done, and the performances were absolutely beautiful! We had a great night--and one that Abby will always remember! We love this girl!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Kids Christmas Tree...

A few weeks ago, we went to pick out a real tree for the kids to decorate on family night. I love having a real Christmas tree in the house, it makes it smell like Christmas & I love to go and try to find just the right tree. This year we stopped at a place by our house, and they even had a big jumping castle for the kids to play on while the older kids & I picked out the tree. We had a great time, and got the tree home only to figure out that the perfect tree had a HUGE base on it that wouldn't fit the tree stand that we had. Todd tried to use our ginsu knife to trim the base down, since he doesn't own a saw, or a chain saw, or many tools at all--he's not that type of "fix it" guy... Anyhoo, after an hour of whittling away, we still couldn't get it to fit so we had to bag it and leave it in the garage to decorate the next day. We went to Home Depot, and they had a large tree base to put it in, so next year we are set either way! We had a great time decorating on Tuesday night--if you don't count all the kids fighting over who got to put what on the tree, where, and when...oh the joy of Christmas! HA~ It turned out great!












Sunday, December 13, 2009

Santa's Helper...

Erin and her friend Macy were Santa's Helpers for the ward party this weekend. Her costume was so cute--and I even managed to get these cute pics...



Yep, she still believes--because in this family, those who BELIEVE--RECEIVE!

Bathtime Fun...

Ashlie also had lots of fun this week with her cousin Jiselle! They were so cute, and practically inseperable! Jack loved following them around and bugging them. What's a little brother for? I got some pictures of them in the bath one night when they were goofing off--I think they really look like sisters! So cute!

Swimming at Christmas time???...

My sister Wendy's 4 kids stayed with us for a few days this week, because her husband's mother was in the hospital in Tucson. I am so sad that she was sick, but so happy that it gave us a chance to see my sister and her family--they live in Utah, and we miss them SOOO much! Here's what happens when Utah people come to Arizona for a visit... They look out at the pool, just sitting there, and notice how HOT it is outside--(only 50 degrees--I mean that is HOT for a Utah person!)--and wonder...WHY is no one SWIMMING!?!? Well, I am such a wimp that I usually won't even get into the pool until June, because it's too cold! Anyway, the boys were bugging me all day to just let them go swimming--they had put their feet in, and said that the water wasn't that cold--besides, it's HOT outside. I said, "It's WAY too cold! You guys are gonna catch pnemonia!" But they were bugging me and bugging me, so I finally said, "GO FOR IT!" Well, let's just say that when they did finally jump in, they were a little off about how cold it was. It was funny to watch them take that first breath as they came up out of the freezing cold 50 degree water! They were gasping for breath, and man they could not get out of that pool fast enough! Noah was the first one in, then Seth. Mitchell watched them and how cold they were, and had decided not to go in until I told him, "that's okay--your little brothers are just tougher than you are!" He was in within a minute--just for bragging rights! I got some fun pictures--because you know what--they jumped back in like 10 times! Yep, these Utah boys are officially NUTS! Love you guys!








Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Mmmmm...YUM!


Feeling stressed??? Try a few of these babies...they didn't make my list of favorites (click HERE), only because I forgot about them. Some of the most delicious things are seasonal...darn. The only bad thing? You can't eat just one. No really. It's impossible.

Cousins Playgroup...

Yesterday we had Ashlie's cousins over for her cousin's playgroup. Can you believe that she has 7 cousins her age (6 that live here). We are going on 36 I think this year! We just got done with all of our Y2K baptisms--we had 7 babies born that year--(all boys--except Abby, wouldn't you know it!). Anyways, we LOVE having so many cousins and they are truly my kids best friends. They have so much fun together! Thanks guys for such a fun time!





Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The Night From HE!!~

Last weekend, while we were at my sisters house, Jack was having a hard time sleeping. He didn't feel good, and was coughing all night, and he doesn't sleep well in his bed anyway, but he surely didn't want to sleep in the port-a-crib. Todd and I were sleeping on a twin bed, with a trundle bed pulled out underneath it, with me on the top bed, and him on the trundle. Jack fell asleep with Todd at about 10, while I stayed up late talking to my mom and sister (and Emie, who is quite the night owl these days...). I went to bed around 1 a.m., and moved Jack from Todd's bed to the crib. I had barely settled into my bed when he started crying. As I kicked myself for moving him, (don't I know by now to let a sleeping baby lie???), I got back out of bed and tried to console him. I ended up laying him down next to me and settling in for a VERY long night. You see, Jack is not fun to sleep with--he likes to be CLOSE to me--VERY close--like his head touching my head, and his body touching my body. If I try to move away he immediately wakes up and crys. Not only that, but he was coughing on me like every 10 seconds. I was trying to contort my body into all sorts of unnatural positions to just get comfortable, to no avail. I could NOT get to sleep, and neither could he. We were both tossing and turning, and twice I tried to put him back into his crib--only to have him fall apart and throw a fit. Finally, about 4 a.m., Todd got up and turned on the light. "What the he!! is wrong with him?" he asks. "I have no idea, but I still haven't gotten to sleep tonight--he's driving me crazy." "Ugh...", was all Jack had to say about the matter--binky firmly planted in his mouth. So Todd went out and got him some medicine, and we forced it down his throat--which was NOT pretty either. By 5 a.m. he was FINALLY asleep, and snoring next to my head softly--I, however, still could not sleep in the position I was forced into with him taking up all of my twin size bed. At this point, Todd gets up to go hunting, and I have never been so happy in my life to have him go hunting!!! He couldn't get out of that bed fast enough! Finally, I wiggled my way out of Jack's grasp, and settled down into the lower trundle bed for a good night's rest--at 5:30 a.m.! I was fast asleep and snoring, (evidenced by the big spot of drool on my pillow), when CRASH! Out of nowhere, I woke up to Jack crying, and my cheekbone throbbing in pain. He had fallen off the top bed in his sleep onto my bed, and cracked my cheekbone with the back of his head. After all of 30 min of sleep--Jack was once again in my bed, and we slept in--this time until 8 a.m.. A whole 2 hours of sleep! Having had 6 children--I have had many nights of bad sleep--but man! This one takes the cake--the night from HE!!--and I have the shiner to prove it!

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