Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Good Read...
"Who Needs to Pay their Mortgage, and Who Doesn't." By Terrence Jeffrey
"The Ant and the Grasshopper, 2008 Edition" By Michelle Malkin
Cedar Point Pt. 2
We were a little concerned with our hotel choices in Sandusky--since there were only 1 or 2 star hotels to choose from...(or two hair hotels if you ask my sister in law!). We stayed at the Comfort Suites hotel--which was just okay for sleeping in--I'm sure there are worse hotels out there, but this one was far from glamorous. The worst thing that happened at the hotel was the second night when we got back at 1 a.m. from the theme park, Katie and Shaun walked into their room and almost died from the 120 degree heat. Their air conditioner was spewing out hot air the whole time we were gone. On the bright side--maybe that's why Katie lost weight while we were there, and I gained 5 pounds! Way to sweat it off in the sauna Katie!
Speaking of gaining weight--this trip was all about the FOOD! No, I'm just kidding, I only said that to make my mom laugh! We did eat some great nachos at this place called Qdoba though, and both nights after going on roller coasters all day--we would hit a place at midnight for a great snack--(okay, more like a late night binge!)! The first night it was Applebees--and the next night we went to Buffalo Wild Wings. Those were some awesome wings--we got like 5 different sauces. YUM!
On Sunday we had some time to kill in the morning before catching our flight so we went to Kirtland, which is only 20 minutes from Cleveland to see the sights. We didn't get to take a tour of the temple, it was full, so we just walked around the grounds and took pictures. But we did get to see the movie at the LDS visitors center and we ran into some missionaries that Katie recognized as being a couple from Richfield, Utah where they grew up. Brother and Sister Christensen were awesome and took us on a short tour of the sites at Kirtland so we could still get out of there and catch our plane. They said to say HI to Bob and Sue! These missionaries are so great! We love couple missionaries!
What a fun trip! I told Todd, these are the trips that make me feel young again! You have to do that once in awhile! Thanks Kohn, Kari, Katie, Shaun, Billy & Kristy for an awesome time! You guys are so much fun--I'm so glad to be part of such a great family!
Monday, September 29, 2008
Cedar Point Ohio...
The Magnum--was one of the smoothest rides--it goes up 205 feet, and goes 72 miles per hour--AWESOME!
The Mantis--was really fast and went upside down several times--it was cool because you stand up, I've never been on one like that before.
The Maverick--was one of the newest roller coasters--this thing brought you up really high, then dropped straight down almost a 90 degree angle right toward the water. AWESOME!
The Max Air--you can't tell in this picture but it's like a big pendulum swinging back and forth with this thing on the end of it with the people, and you spin at the same time. It reaches 70 miles per hour and goes up 140 feet into the air--SCARY!!!
Power Tower--these just kill me--I hate that free fall feeling. This one was cool though, it had one side that was free fall--and the other side started you at the bottom and shot you up to the top 240 feet. Not my favorite but fun none the less!
Millenium Force--This was by far my favorite roller coaster--it was fast, 92 miles per hour, and drops you down 310 feet at an inverted angle. It took your breath away. What a rush!!!
Top Thrill Dragster--This was my other favorite--but also the scariest! This thing goes 0-125 miles per hour in under 4 seconds--climbs 410 feet into the air and drops you down at a 90 degree angle while twisting you to the other side. The whole ride takes 17 seconds--and fair warning--make sure you use the restroom FIRST!!! What a ride!
I have tons of pictures to post--but they will have to wait until tomorrow--I am still on East coast time, and I'm TIRED!!!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Sick...
Monday, September 22, 2008
Did you DO anything today???
I came across an old e-mail today, and had a good laugh. Someone sent this to me when I had 3 young children--but I remember feeling like HOORAY--finally someone could articulate what I was feeling. It's still a great read:Did you DO anything today?
My husband came home today and saw me sitting on the couch, toddler on one knee, and baby nursing on the opposite breast. I was trying to turn the pages of a book with the hand not attached to the infant,while listening for the sound of the stove buzzer, which would indicate that tonight's pork chops were at the stage between "well-done" and "the dog gets tonight's entree."
My Darling husband looked at me innocently, and asked "So, did you do anything today?" It's a good thing that most of my appendages were otherwise engaged, as I was unable to jump up and throttle him to death. This was probably for the best, as I assume that asking a stupid question is not grounds for murder in this country.
Let me back up a bit, and explain what led me to this point in my life.
I was not always bordering on the brink of insanity. On the contrary, a mere four years ago, I had a good job, steady income, and a vehicle that could NOT seat a professional sports team, and me, comfortably. I watched television shows that were not hosted by singing puppets. I went to bed later than nine o'clock at night. I laughed at those people who drove halfway across the country hauling a tent trailer, three screaming kids, a drooling dog, and called it a holiday.
Now I have become one of them! What happened? The stick turned blue.
I have traded in my Victoria's Secrets lingerie for cotton briefs and a firm support nursing bra. Good-bye, Garth Brooks. Hello, Raffi, Lois and Bram. My idea of privacy is getting the use the bathroom without a two-year old banging on the door, and the baby spinning the toilet paper roll from my lap. And I finally understand that the term "Stay-At-Home Mom" does not refer to a parent who no longer works outside the house, but rather to one who never seems to get out the front door. So here I sit, children in hand, wondering how to answer my beloved husband.
DID I DO ANYTHING TODAY?
Well, I think I did, although not much seems to have gotten accomplished. I shared breakfast in bed with a handsome young man. Of course, the breakfast consisted of a bowl of porridge and leftover cookie crumbs found between the sheets. Then a handsome young man is about thirty-four inches tall and only gets really excited at the sight of bugs, a little blue dog, trucks, cars and Pancakes.
I got to take a relaxing stroll in the woods. Of course, I was on the lookout for frogs and lizards, and had to stop and smell the dandelions along the way. I successfully washed one load of laundry, moved the load the was in the washer into the dryer, and the dryer load into the basket. The load that was in the basket is now spread out on the bed, awaiting my bedtime decision to actually put the clothes away or merely move them to the top of the dresser. I read two or three classics. Of course, Dickens and Shakespeare cannot take credit for these works, as we have moved on to the works of Seuss and Sandek. I don't think I will be making any trips to the Adult Section of my local library anytime soon. In between, I dusted, wiped, organized and rearranged. I kissed away the owies and washed away the tears. I scolded, praised, hugged, and tested my patience, all before noon.
DID I DO ANYTHING TODAY? You betcha!
I will now understand what people mean when they say that parenthood is the hardest job they will ever have. In my LBD (life before diapers) I was able to teach young minds how to divide fractions and write complex sentences, but I am unable to teach a strong willed three-year-old how to use the toilet. I was once able to navigate urban streets while talking on the car phone and looking for a decent radio station, but now I can't get the wheels on my stroller to all go in the same direction.
I've graduated from a university, written newspaper articles, and won awards, but I can't figure out how to get carrot stains out of the carpet. I used to debate with my friends about politics, but now we discuss the merits of cloth versus disposables. And when did I stop talking in sentences that had more than five words?
So, in response to my husband's inquiry, yes, I did do something today. In fact, I am one step closer to one of life's greatest accomplishments. No, I did not cure AIDS or forge World Peace, but I did hold a miracle in my arms. Two, in fact. My children are my great accomplishment, and the opportunity to raise them is my greatest challenge. I don't know if my children will grow up to be great leaders or world-class brain surgeons. Frankly, I don't care, as long as they grow up to be happy and fulfilled. They are my greatest joys, even though I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night in frustration. The point is, that today I got to watch my children take another step on the great journey of Life, and I even got to point out some of the sites along the way.
As challenging as parenthood is, it is also equally rewarding, because we are using all our wisdom, our talent and skills to help forge a new person. It is this person, these people, who, in turn, will use their gifts to create our future. So every nursery rhyme I recite, every swing I push, every little hand I hold is SOMETHING! And I did it today!
(Author Unknown)
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Heartbreaker--Part 2...
Seriously--this team will break your heart. We get our hopes up, with our senior quarterback, one of the most experienced in the nation, and a pretty new coach, who's supposed to be elite--(and who's quite overpaid I'm sure)--but year after year, we're disappointed again! I saw this picture on espn.com and it spoke to me! Feeling down Rudy??? Join the club! We had opportunities--but just couldn't seal the deal. Oh well, there's still no place I'd rather be on a Saturday night!
Friday, September 19, 2008
One of THOSE days...
Wednesday was just one of those days--you know, when you start to wonder "what the heck did I think I was doing having 6 kids???" Sometimes I feel like I'm talking--but no one is listening. So I talk louder and louder until I have a headache--and I'm completely frustrated, and guess what?? Still no one is listening. The lights are on in this house--but trust me, no one is home! Then I had a moment where I realized--WOW, do you know that the things that drive me crazy about each of my children are the things that drive me crazy about myself? It's those things that they've undoubtedly inherited from you know who-- ME-- that really irritate the heck out of me! For example:Emie--bless her heart, is the most wonderful, obedient, loving child! BUT--she is soooo forgetful! Seriously, you can tell her something, and like a minute later, it's gone--she forgot it. She also waits till the very last minute to do things and makes herself and everyone around her crazy trying to get them done! Hmmmmm, who do you think she gets that from??--ME! Sorry Em...
Erin--is the funniest, cutest, sweetest girl in the world! BUT--the girl never shuts her mouth! She gets herself into so much trouble, at home, and at school, because she just can't help but to comment on everything! She always has to have the last word--which gets her into even more trouble! Wow, are you sensing a pattern here?? Sorry Erin, love ya!
Abby--is just the best girl, and almost never in trouble around here! BUT--this chld doesn't know the meaning of the word HURRY--she is always running LATE! It drives me absolutely crazy! Hmmmm....wonder why?? Maybe that's because she's never been on time for anything in her LIFE! Maybe she's so used to being late that she's adopted it as a way of life--just like someone else I know...Sorry Abby!
Josh--I love this guy so much he's my very favorite boy! BUT--the kid doesn't have an OFF switch! He is so LOUD! There is no inside and outside voice--there is just one voice--LOUD! It doesn't matter if we are at church, or home, or the swimming pool, the kid yells at everyone, like he's afraid no one will hear him. Whisper??? He's never heard of it! Wow, it sounds like this kid might belong to me too! Sorry Josh!
Ashlie--just my sweet little adorable toddler! BUT--this girl can be more stubborn and rotten than your average mule at any given moment! I'm telling you, I never thought any of my kids would be more stubborn than me--but this child has proven me wrong over and over again--and she's only 3! Once she was mad at me for turning off the shower, and she didn't want to get out, and was crying and yelling, throwing a heck of a tantrum. I said, "fine, then stay in there then" and I turned off the shower, and let her stand there in the cold, (this was Jan., it was cold!). I just thought I'd sit and wait for her to get out and come to me to get dressed. I'm not kidding you, that girl stood there shivering and crying for 25 (count 'em--25) minutes! I was trying to outlast her, but was seriously worried that she would catch pnemonia! Holy cow Ash--I'm sorry-- it looks like you got one of my worst traits! (I'm sure your husband will agree someday--ask your DAD)!
Jack--who knows??? What horrible traits will I have passed on to this other poor son??? The only one I can tell so far is that the boy LOVES to eat--(that's ME!) but then I think that's probably a universal trait for an infant, isn't it? We will see--sorry in advance Jack--for whatever you get stuck with!
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I need to be more understanding and kind to my children--after all, they are the way they are for a reason! I also realize that living with ME is no piece of cake for them either! I mean, check it out--I have ALL of those traits, and MORE! If you don't believe me, click HERE! I am certainly grateful that we have a mix of personalities in this house--and that means there is NEVER a dull moment! I guess I wouldn't have it any other way!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Sleepy Sunday...
It's even cuter when they are so dang tired that they fall asleep wherever they are! Jack was just worn out yesterday, but with all the kids home it was noisy, and he had a hard time settling down. Emie sat him down on the couch, and this is how we found him a few minutes later. How cute is he???
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
I can't SLEEP!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Never Forget...

Church Softball...

Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Mighty Hunter...

First of all, you have to be quiet when you hunt, it's kinda like a requirement. You can't even whisper. So for HOURS, we walked around and my husband kept shushing me. Not only because I would whisper--(I couldn't stand it)--but because I would step on twigs, or leaves, or something and make noise. Somehow, only MY shoes made noise, never Todds!
Second, hunting is DIRTY! You get really dirty, and you have to crouch down in uncomfortable positions for long periods of time and wait for something to happen. It happened to be really HOT that day as well, so I remember smelling like B.O. like I never had before. EWWW. Todd never smells like B.O.--seriously, he is the best smelling guy. But that is getting off track. Anyway...
Third, did I mention that you can't TALK AT ALL??? It was like some kind of slow, painful torture to stay quiet for that long. I was ready to kill myself by hour two--and I'm sure that a deer wasn't all that Todd was thinking of killing by that time either! It's funny cause men are perfectly okay with spending a day together, and like NEVER talking to one another. For me, that feels like awkward silence--for him it's PEACE!
The other bad thing is that you have to get up at the CRACK OF DAWN in order to hunt. I am NOT a morning person--in fact I'm not even nice to anyone until about 10 a.m.. So when you wake me up at 4--that's a good 6 hours until I can even manage to wipe that scowl off my face and actually break a smile. And it's a good thing I can't talk, because the way I feel I probably wouldn't have anything nice to say anyway.
Needless to say, my first time hunting was also my last. We both agree that I am NOT a hunter--and Todd is as happy as I am that I would rather him go by himself. Football is a passion that we share--hunting is NOT!
When Todd goes hunting, he'll stay with a bunch of guys like in a dirty cabin, and not shower for days. They eat a diet of sunflower seeds and beef jerky and get up at the crack of dawn and hunt ALL day. If they do shoot something, they spend like HOURS trying to drag its dirty, bloody, heavy carcass to wherever they parked the truck. Then they get home exhausted, and go to bed and do it all over again. They do it in rain, or sun, or sleet or snow. I mean does that say vacation to you?? It sounds to me like ALOT of WORK! All this to kill an animal that you can hopefully pay someone to stuff and hang it on your wall (but not on MY wall--that would cause a big D if you know what I mean). Todd will tell you it's for the meat to feed the family--but we won't eat it--so it's a bunch of crap!
I don't know why he loves it, but he does. And maybe someday, if times get rough, I'm gonna be glad that I have a mighty hunter for a husband so my family doesn't starve to death. (Although, I hope if that happens he can hunt for cows--they're alot easier to kill, because they stand still, and I really like cow meat!) I am happy for him--he deserves a little time away from the kids too, and if he'd rather spend it in the wilderness than on the beach--that just tells you he's a REAL man's man right?? Go get 'em babe! Happy Hunting!

Metal Mouth...
Trip to Salt Lake...
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Shots...
Friday, September 5, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Ashlie's First Day of Preschool...
I'm so proud of my little Ashlie--she's so dang cute, and just smart as can be. Believe me, when she was a baby, I didn't know if she would live to be 3! She cried and cried and cried and cried...you get the point. She hated the car, she hated her bed, and she wasn't very fond of me or anyone else for that matter! But she has turned out to be probably one of my sweetest and most helpful toddlers, and I have been so grateful to have her sweet spirit in our family! I love you Ash, and I'm so proud of you! You're the cutest preschooler ever!

